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“Fabricated World”
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Past-life/reincarnation stories with a dose of found family and maybe a little romance?
The good shit.
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Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.
The plan is you tell them I'm your fiance's estranged step sister so they'll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.
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Say Yes to the Dress but I'm there with a foghorn I use every time someone thinks we need their rudeass opinion
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I think humans are meant to see the ocean.
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fun fact, there may be an explanation for this in something called the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis! There are some evolutionary biologists who think that at some point after the split from chimpanzees, our ancestors may have briefly become aquatic mammals but bailed out before becoming fully adapted to life in the water. There are several quirks of human anatomy that may suggest this is the case:
- Humans have a much higher percentage of body fat than most other land-dwelling mammals, we’re much closer to various aquatic mammals who rely on that fat for buoyancy & insulation.
- We may have lost most of our body hair because it would have created drag as we swam through the water, but kept most of our head hair because it would protect our scalps from damage from the sun when we would come up for air.
- We’re one of the only land-dwelling animals that are able to hold our breath.
- Human infants instinctively know to hold their breath underwater, keep their heads up, and try to swim upwards (they’re not strong enough but they do the motions correctly), whereas the infants of other primates simply panic and drown, suggesting this isn’t simply due to having spent 9 months in the uterus.
- Children who swim very frequently are able to contract their pupils at will, something that is helpful in seeing more clearly underwater. This can especially be seen among children of the Moken tribe from an island off the coast of Thailand who rely on this ability for catching fish and clams, but can be trained in children anywhere.
- Humans are the only primates who retain some small amount of webbing between our fingers and toes, some people more than others.
- Females have permanent breasts with fatty tissue that doesn’t assist in milk production but does assist in buoyancy that would be ideal for breast feeding while floating on your back.
- Our dependence on iodine for proper brain and metabolic function is highly unusual for land dwelling animals but would not be an issue for ocean dwelling creatures.
Now, this is only a hypothesis, and it has opponents who argue that aquatic life isn’t the only explanation for any of these traits and there isn’t sufficient evidence in the fossil record, however the fossil record also doesn’t rule the possibility out. So who knows, this may be the source of your longing for the ocean!
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Fishing in the Forest
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Ace and Sabo + about Luffy
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Мы отлично повеселились на курорте, билеты на который нам подарил Иванков, но у меня были другие планы на медовый месяц,йой. То что действительно порадует Эйса….
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More Reigen art but it’s unnecessarily pink and sparkly
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Push play and just trust me
This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.
ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY
its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard
ok this shit FUCKS
Kinda shook that tumblr is still going strong? Thought everyone moved to twitter at this point.
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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
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wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
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LINK WHY
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise
theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom
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Op | Chibis
If you use/like these,please reblog it.
- plєαsє dσ nσt rєpσst mч grαphícs
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Things Confirmed In: The Question
New Song: Ruby Rider
- Ruby has been found
- Greg never knew Rose was Pink Diamond, And Rose never knew Greg’s last name was DeMayo
- Greg’s full name is Gregory DeMayo
- Greg and Ruby are taking the PD News well
- Ruby likes comics and pizza
- Ruby has never been truly independent before
- Ruby admits the only reason she stayed as Garnet was because Rose told her it was the answer
- RubyxSapphire is Stevens favorite couple
- Steven eats both raw sugar and flour
- Ruby wears X-Small clothes
- Greg taught Ruby to play guitar
- Ruby still wants to be with Sapphire, but wants to change their dynamic
- Ruby and Sapphire are getting married
- Ruby was adopted her cowboy persona
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su ships right now:
pearlrose fans:
rupphire fans:
pearlmethyst fans:
lapidot fans:
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the question
the proposal is wonderful, it’s everything. but i also want to explore another question that was raised - namely, the idea that they felt like rose decided garnet’s existence for them. like. that’s partially true, but they’re clearly in love…
but then i realized. oh gosh. garnet.
ever since rose left, she’s felt incredible pressure to be the leader. being able to see the future, she “had” to be their guide. ruby and sapphire’s combined strength made her the answer rose told her she was.
she’s kept all of that inside. she was the person rose - and the team - needed her to be. never questioning her leader, like sapphire, or exploring her independent interests, like ruby.
that’s got to be tough. no matter if you’re in love.
ruby and sapphire love each other. but the role of garnet, her purpose to the team, being unquestioning of that commitment… that was the attitude rose instilled in them. that’s what they needed distance from.
but the most wonderful part is - once they got that distance, they both realized they still adore each other. their relationship is completely genuine. they just needed the affirmation that it exists entirely for its own sake.
ruby’s proposal summed it up - if they don’t feel like being garnet, they never have to. no matter what rose would want… but they can be. it’s their choice.
and now… they’ll always be together, even when they’re apart.