Perhaps This Should Be An Inspirational Quote

Reblogging for the future

if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on:

Please be vigilant about your vote, especially so in battleground states like Florida and Georgia with Republican governors who have explicitly shown that they have no compunction about suppressing the vote.

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BOOBS, SEX, AND HELL. LETS GOOO

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

“Our sweet rescue baby Ruby Jane, comforting one of my foster kitties as he’s getting a bath❤️ It’s the sweetest. Enjoy!“

Video/caption by Stephanie Vice - SPCA Florida

This changed my life

i am full on crying

This Is the First Time I’ve ever Seen a Goose Parade, And it’s the Cutest Thing Ever!! 

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my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

heres one for you

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

I understand most of these!

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”

Does something have a transcription of this?

I would do it myself, but I have hearing issues so I doubt I would get all the words right!

Caption: When my siblings yell at me for eating their fries after our family goes through the McDonald drive-thru and I hold the bag on the way home

In an old-Hollywood dramatic accent: "What else is a girl to do within the confines of a mobile vehicule holding on to a brown bag full of potatoes - sliced, deep fried and salted in MSG - but SCAVENGE?!

I'm a hungry woman. I need to feed myself. I need to care for my family. Hm?!

The beautiful thing about being underestimated is that no one believes you're capable of atrocities such as THEIVERY. Little do they know I've used charm and deception all my life to get to where I need to be.

You fools have never known disaster, struggle in the way that I have - so yes, I ate the fries and I'll do it again."

If yall could stop lumping Dia de Muertos in your little Halloween events and shit that'd be great cause like...its not Halloween. It's not Mexican/"ethnique" Halloween it's not some cute little Halloween after party, it is its own thing.

Edit: yes you can reblog this

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

When you turn 24

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that