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remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

my dad just said “the breakfast at this hotel is open until 10” in his sleep i can’t breathe

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

stop giving white people poc roles

Dear girls with pubic hair/happy trails/stomach hair:

1. You’re cute 2. You’re valid 3. Way to go :))

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

Republicans don't like Bernie Sanders, but respect the honesty

#FeelTheBern 🔥🔥🔥

THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL!!!!!!!!! #HonestBern #FeelTheBern

EVEN DEMONS KNOW

EVEN DEMONS KNOW

A man who shoots so straight even snakes respect him.

Cool idea: don’t cheat on people Cool idea: don’t delete texts Cool idea: don’t do shit you have to hide Cool idea: don’t say I love you if you’re doing shady shit Cool idea: don’t lead people on Cool idea: don’t break people

austin + afraid of losing ally

Yesterday a terrorist killed 41 people in a stadium in Al-Asriya, a few miles from Baghdad. It was a football tournament. Seventeen aged between 10 and 16 died. Had it happened in Europe, the entire world would be weeping; our politicians would spend hours saying how Islam hates the West and how we should ‘close the borders’ to refugees. But these boys died in Iraq, and some bombs are not as loud as others. May they rest in peace.