i dab every morning when i wake up

if you could also stop porn blogs from following us all, that would be great

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

me getting ready for valentines day

i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”

<i>it will be held against you</i>

In a group chat there’s always A person who always gets ignored B person who always reads everything but never sends a message C person who literally never stops messaging D those 2 people who always have an unnecessary individual conversation on the group chat when they literally could’ve just messaged each other off the group chat and E person who drops by just to send a link to a funny post from tumblr or something

G.I.N.A.S.F.S // Fall Out Boy

me: honestly just trying to make plans

my friends: 

The first 70 people to reblog this will get a beautiful pic of Brendon Urie

Yep! Just want to give some of his beauty to the world. Also make sure your submit box is open! 

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

me:

mosquito: yikes

Get a man that can do both

I aspire to be as bitter as Ryan