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more auror harry / healer draco w a variation of the BEST tweet (x) thanks
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The Sexual Cravings of a Pregnant Pureblood, Secretly Married to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 15
Hi all! For our second-out-of-three posts this weekend (!), @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I bring you a lovely celebration between two lovely men, filled with lovely things and lovely love stuff, that does not…go exactly to plan. (But really, when do things ever, for these two? LOLOL.
If you’re just coming in and want to catch up, or if you’d just like to go back and relive some of it, the masterlists to the previous books/chapters can be found here:
Chapter Fifteen: Happy Anniversary
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The Sexual Cravings Of A Pregnant Wizard, Secretly Married to The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 14
Right away, @bixgirl1 and I want to apologise for the delay - we left you guys with just one chapter last week, so this week you get three. ❤️
Starting us off this week, we have Draco exhibiting some truly strange behaviour while Harry looks on and only gets more and more puzzled (not to mention worried for the state of his husband’s mental health) and more and more frustrated, until he…well, you’ll see. :D
(Book One)
(Book Two)
Chapter Fourteen: You Talking To Me?
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The Sexual Cravings of a Pregnant Pureblood, Secretly Married to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 13
Hello all! Today @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I are pleased to bring you this much anticipated chapter — that we’re pretty sure the teaser of which might have made a few of our readers faint. LOLOL. In it, Harry and Draco argue, and then snog, and then shower, and then try something… a bit new.
All par for the course with these two, really.
Except the new thing they try. 😉
If you’re just coming in to our unashamedly fluffy/happy/delightful/smutty little saga or just want to catch up, you can find our previous books/chapters here:
Book One: Masterlist
Book Two: Masterlist
Book Three: Masterlist
Chapter 13 - The Last of Draco’s Virginity
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The Sexual Cravings of a Pregnant Pureblood, Secretly Married to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 9
Hello all! For the first chapter of this week’s saga, we have a few things in store for you that might (okay, will) help clear up some of your confusion. But before we get there, the randy prat and his pregnant, pureblooded husband will have to get dressed down (literally, in Draco’s case) by their Healer, engage in some awkward, confusing discussion, and even more awkward… other things. (Which, btw, @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I absolutely screamed with laughter while writing. The, um, first portion, at least. Lololol.)
Also, this is probably not the chapter to randomly come in on and introduce yourself to the series, as it makes a couple of significant references to chapters in book two. (Intrigued? Lol)
Sooo, if you’d like to catch up, you can find our previous books here:
Chapter Warnings/Contents: References to high-risk pregnancies, uncomfortable sex, low refractory periods (c’mon, is anyone surprised), felching, magical mpreg theory (we guess? Lol), mother magical theory that we hope you’ll be pleased with, and a few answers you may have been looking for. 😉
Chapter Nine: Cherry On the Cake
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this is his third injury this week alone...
healer x auror
also I know it's unconventional but I like the idea of healers also using certain muggle tools but the ✨magic✨ version of it
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Ron: What are you doing, Harry?
Harry: I’m trying to make Amortentia but I keep getting it wrong! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong but it keeps smelling like Malfoy
Ron: …what?
Harry: Yeah! Like hair gel, the kind he always uses. And his cologne, the new one, not the old one he used for the first three years in Hogwarts. And green apples, because it’s his favourite fruit. But it doesn’t matter! Because it’s wrong, it’s not supposed to smell like Malfoy, right?
Ron: Boy, do I have news for you, Harry
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The Sexual Cravings Of A Pregnant Wizard, Secretly Married to The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 7
How the hell are we already at chapter 7, jfc, why is it flying by like this?! D:
This is sort of a fun chapter tho lol we see some weird magical-connect of sorts sprouting to life between these two - and we’re not going to explain it further for the time being lmao (um, sorry, @bixgirl1 and I still love you guys)
(Book One)
(Book Two)
Contains: public sexual teasing (lol), office sex, face fucking, rimming, anal sex, trippy magical experiences
Chapter Seven: Those Weird Fucking Cravings
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The Sexual Cravings Of A Pregnant Wizard, Secretly Married to The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch.6
Okay so because the previous chapter had like…more content than sex, @bixgirl1 and I bring you guys a chapter that’s just…sex.
That’s literally just all there is here. Obviously marriage suits these two really well.
You’re welcome…? Pls.
(Book 1)
(Book 2)
Contains: a ridiculous amount of anal sex, dry orgasms, also somebody file a complaint for the two missing refractory periods lmao
Chapter Six: Giant, Incredibly Handsome Cock
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The Sexual Cravings of A Pregnant Pureblood, Secretly Married to the Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 4
Hello all! Hope you’re enjoying the delirium that comes with the crazy amounts of sex required to sustain a healthy mpreg! (We know Harry and Draco are. Lol) For this chapter, @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I bring you some more revelations, some more dirty sex, and one of the weirder names you’ve probably heard in your life.
Ahh, lunch at Malfoy Manor is always a treat, isn’t it? lolol.
The first book can be found here:Innocent Pureblood
And the second, here: Well Informed Pureblood
Chapter Four: Awkward Apologies and Unexpected Allies
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The Sexual Cravings Of A Pregnant Wizard, Secretly Married to The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch.3
Aaaaahhhh, this two times a week change in schedule makes us feel like we haven’t posted a chapter in ages?!?!? What’s with that?!! LOL
Anyway, here’s chapter three for all you gorgeous lovelies who are still with us at this point lmao,
Speaking of - @bixgirl1 and I would like to wish our sweetheart, @feed-my-geek-soul A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 💖 🎉 💖 🎆 💖 🎊 💖 🍻 💖 🌸💃💖🎇 💖
Three books in and you’re one of those darlings who leave us such entertaining comments on each chapter and we’re so grateful that you’ve stayed so loyal and pure and we love you and hope you have the BEST birthday EVER! ❤️
Wait… It is your birthday today, right?
(Book One)
(Book Two)
Contains: oral sex: blow jobs (just so much blowing man), anal fingering, anal sex, sappy fluff (they’re in love and married and knocked up what are you expecting)
Chapter Three: As Normal As Ice Cream
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The Marrieds - Ch.1
No, this is not the official title LOL.
That will be revealed tomorrow.
But until then, here’s presenting chapter one of the third installment to this series. JFC we honestly cannot believe we’re two books down, you guys are absolutely incredible and we owe everything to each and every one of you who’ve stuck with us ❤️
(Book 1)
(Book 2)
Chapter One: That Darn Beetle Again
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The Sexual Escapades of the Well-Informed Pureblood, Engaged To The Randy Prat Who Lived - Ch. 1
We made it! Harry and Draco – our Randy Prat and Innocent Pureblood – have made plans to tie the knot! And @l0vegl0wsinthedark and I want to thank everyone who took that journey with them/us and rooted for the happy ending between them we all hoped for! So that’s it, right? Engaged=no complications whatsoever? *cackles * Well, let’s see:in our very first chapter, Harry and Draco are confronted with something they maybe should have been paying attention to all along, and as this book progresses you’ll find that love doesn’t always make for smooth sailing – although, in the case of the Randy Prat and his now Well-Informed Pureblood Fiance, it usually at least results in some really interesting sex. LOL. The previous book can be found here: The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived
Content Warnings: Strong sexual content, discussions of mpreg, moment of non-consensual violence (that is addressed). Chapter One: Well Done, Chosen One:
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Draco Malfoy and The Mirror of Ecidyrue, the mentions of his long hair makes me want to cry and fall off a cliff (he’s gorgeous)
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Herbert James Draper, The Lament for Icarus (1898), detail.
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By popular request I made some Loki wallpapers💚 Should I do more of these in the future?
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they couldn’t have laufey know that loki was jotun in thor 1 because laufey’s reaction would’ve been to gasp and ask why he’s so starved and it’d ruin The Villain Effect on both characters
Loki turning blue: *dramatically* i’m your son Laufey: ok… but why are you so underfed…. are you okay…….. i have some leftovers in the ice box if you have a minute to sit and eat Loki: I– ah. i’m perfectly normal weight actually. just born a runt. that’s why you abandoned me. Laufey: what kind of halfwit story is that. you recall it was a temple yes? here. *shoves plate into his hand* eat. Loki: you were going to kill odin allfather with me so we could seize the thrones…………………………..Laufey: take seconds when you’re done. (tags via @worstloki)