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kiss my trans ass

@tomatooli / tomatooli.tumblr.com

20 years old and still a big ole bitch.
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bunkey

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

The father, the son and the holy spirit

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arodudejude

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

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kibumkim

me: *wakes up in a cold sweat* What happened?

anxiety: nothing yet but something could

me: but nothing did

anxiety: but something still could tho

me:

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happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

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oddmoderator

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

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couch for sale

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers.

Hello, I’m interested in the couch you are selling. I need a place to kiss my new gf.

don’t u ever think u can talk to me again

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soundsof71

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

Source: twitter.com
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