homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

"WELL SHIT. THAT'S A HELL OF A MYSTERY. NO ONE THOUGHT WAS A MYSTERY. AND DIDN'T EVEN REALLY NEED SOLVING. BUT DAMN IF IT DIDN'T JUST GET SOLVED. SO NICE WORK."

Millennials, let’s be the generation that ends the “bitterly criticize the youth” cycle. When we’re old, let’s embrace and nurture them and commend them for facing challenges we might have created.

Also, let’s start doing this right now, with the people younger than us who exist right now. Teens hating on children is just as uncool as adults hating on teens.

Millennials Kill Time Honored Cycle Of Abuse

Day 331: Rick is still in prison.

Delete this tumblr

Where’s the anger coming from yo Where is the anger coming from

331 days of reading the same pointless sentence yo, get that shit off my dash/stop reblogging it please and thanks.

Damn, who hurt you

THE FUCK UNIVERSE JACK ASS PARADE

THAT IS WHO HURT HIM

Send me headcannon questions please I need to develop this fuck

Check you messanger

when someone draws something just for you

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

@ du-hjarta-skulblaka

reblog this with an image and i will make a joke about it

i…….i cant……i……i……..i cant……i….

What the Hell Peter

I would really like to be held. please.

*holds*

YOUR NAME IS GAIANA JENOVA. You are 7.7 sweeps old. Despite your blood caste’s traditionally beurocratic role, you have spent your entire life dreaming of becoming a THRESHCUTIONER. You have a strong sense of morality and honour not commonly found in your race. You feel a great deal of INTERNAL CONFLICT over your sense of DUTY, and your inexplicable certainty that you will only hurt your planet. You train every day so that you will be strong and disciplined enough to be a TRUE SOLDIER. You are Prince of Blood. You specialise in the GLAIVEKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS, which convieniently allows you use of both polearms and 3 pointed daggers. Your favoured computing device is your trusty HELMTOP and you–sp3ak–in–a–rigid–and–7o–7h3–poin7–fashion–no7–unlik3–on3–impaled–by–your–blad3》==>

ohmygodguys i actually did it. SO YEAH if you havent noticed ready i basically made Final Fantasy VII a troll. It camr about while talking to @tofurkinator who helped me design her. Why ffvii? I was trying to think of a sign and happened to notice my SOLDIER mug. I also reaally like her horns, theyre supposed to be shaped after the form JENOVA bosses take!

GUYS IM THE TRASHIEST TRASH ITS OFFICIAL but in my defence i accidently drew rule 63 Cloud with horns and i am very okay with this

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THE TRASHIEST TRASH HAS THE TROLLEST TROLL!

“Goes without saying?”

You didn’t hear me say it did you?

Without any extra funding, the city of Flint, Michigan will run out of the money it needs to keep buying bottled water and water filters for residents in 51 days.

Where are the celebrity’s now? … Where is Hillary since she got her nod from the DNC .. Where is the President? .. Why hasn’t the governor been ousted or put in jail? How long are these people going to be without clean drinking water?? It’s been years since they found out, and still nothing is being done.  

reblog if u respect my duck

Okay but I really want to make a stupid twitter account for Zsasz but it would be a mess that barely updates and whenever it does its mostly nonsense or a rant that is over 140 chars so it cuts off.

What’s the twitter handle?

I will follow it on all my accounts!

THIS IS MY FRIEND ZSASZ !

ZSASZ NEEDS MORE LOVE!

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween

Trying my hand at some panel redraws for practice.

(Sound Judgement blares in the background)

a comic I didn’t quite know how to make about love and hope at the end of the world

please Validate Me i’m desperate