naughty goats get the noodle horns
This is exactly how writing every single one of my papers in college went down.
This is exactly what being an adult at work is like.
This is important.
you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you
The Duolingo owl wrote this post
i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it
me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends
september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
My youngest sister always comes up to me and cheerfully says “you smell like (insert food item)!” Why do I smell like food to her?????
She’s a cannibal
Well shit.
Emo fight or flight response
Edit/Bonus:
It’s called flight response cause it makes you run from your past
Oh, hello! We didn’t get a chance to introduce ourselves before.
Boy that’s how you do a damn remake
internet celebs
Nordic mythology is so fucked up.
I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Non-Euclidean mass of eyes and tentacles Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘Library books
I know that’s you Hermaeus Mora, you daedric piece of shit.
I love how there are two approaches to stealth games, it’s either no bodies for the guards to notice or no guards left to notice the bodies
NERDS
I swear I thought of this like two seconds after posting the last set and for some god-awful reason felt compelled to make a comic of it
Kurogiri is a good momther :>