A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"
"you're laughing. An anarchist blew up a megachurch in the richy-rich mcmansion part of town, and you think it's funny." I mean, a little bit.
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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.
Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for
fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10
doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video
oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH
Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.
I’m not over how he delivers a more nuanced take about Pink Diamond than at least 50% of the discourse surrounding Steven Universe in just one sentence
Okay but saying he doesn't know what the pink diamond look would be and neither of them acknowledging the full pink suit he's wearing right there
enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)
enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)
wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim
As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me
U guys remember when the wing lion stuck his gay ass legs out of that book. What was up with that?
WE GOT IT
Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two or three, and quite a few would be frail with old age, sinking to 8-9 strength. All in all, we can only add a total of +1 damage per round from Brutus.
An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.
Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.
So the Roman senate had a damage-per-round of 66, more than enough to kill Caesar in one round even without factoring in surprise round advantage.
Now THESE are the kind of statistics I wanna see!
everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots
You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason
everyone thank evilmario666 again
I KNOW my life would not be improved by finding the details of whatever the fuck happened here but I still want to
literally one of my favorite posts on this site
