I was peer pressured into setting up a redbubble by all the people demanding a real version of this they could buy.
It’s on some different shirts and prints and things. If anyone who liked the original terrible version of this very silly idea wants to buy a nice version that you can wear on your body, here you go.
All credit for the much more professional-looking version (and half of whatever-if-anything is made from it) goes to to @ohlookitscazz.