@ferrodonna

“ ...HEY. ”

#ferrodonna #v; ours are the same #[ ugh my tag system sUCKS ]#[ *cries* ]

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three word starters

“i’ll do it.”
“please just don’t.”
“i hate you.”
“i love you.”
“you love me?”
“please stop it.”
“i can’t breathe.”
“just go away.”
“you’re an ass.”
“you’re a bitch.”
“don’t leave me!”
“don’t walk away.”
“stay with me.”
“i’m begging you…”
“for fucks sake…”
“clean this up!”
“please kiss me.”
“get off me!”
“you are despicable.”
“are you okay!?”
“don’t do this.”
“please shut up.”
“are you drunk?”
“don’t forget me.”

#meme

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Sans Quotes Sentence Starters

it’s a beautiful day outside.
flowers are blooming, birds are singing…
on days like these, kids like you… should be burning in hell.
huh. always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
here we go.
what? you think i’m just gonna stand there and take it?
our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting…
until suddenly, everything ends.
heh heh heh… that’s your fault isn’t it?
you can’t understand how this feels.
knowing that one day, without any warning… it’s all going to be reset.
look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
and getting to the surface doesn’t really appeal anymore, either.
cause even if we do… we’ll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
to be blunt… it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
… or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy…? hell if i know.
all i know is… seeing what comes next… i can’t afford not to care anymore.
ugh… that being said… you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? … listen.
i know you didn’t answer me before, but… somewhere in there. i can feel it.
there’s a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
someone who, in another time, might have even been… a friend?
c'mon, buddy.
do you remember me?
please, if you’re listening… let’s forget all of this, ok?
friendship… it’s really great, right? let’s quit fighting.
welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
… you’re sparing me? finally. buddy. pal. i know how hard it must be… to make that choice. to go back on everything you’ve worked up to. i want you to know… i won’t let it go to waste. … c'mere, pal.
woah, you look REALLY pissed off… heheheh… did i getcha?
well, if you came back anyway… i guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh? heh. don’t tell that to the other {your muse’s name here} , okay?
sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
i always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy. and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
and maybe all they needed was… i dunno. some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
but that’s ridiculous, right? yeah, you’re the type of person who won’t EVER be happy.
you’ll keep consuming timelines over and over, until… well. hey.
take it from me, kid. someday… you gotta learn when to QUIT.
and that day’s TODAY.
cause… y'see… all this fighting is really tiring me out.
and if you keep pushing me… then i’ll be forced to use my special attack.
yeah, my special attack. sound familiar?
well, get ready. cause after the next move, i’m going to use it. so, if you don’t want to see it, now would be a good time to die.
well, here goes nothing… are you ready? survive THIS and i’ll show you my special attack!
huff… puff… all right. that’s it. it’s time for my special attack. are you ready? here goes nothing.
yep. that’s right. it’s literally nothing. and it’s not going to be anything, either. heh heh heh… ya get it?
i know i can’t beat you. one of your turns… you’re just gonna kill me. so, uh. i’ve decided… it’s not gonna BE your turn. ever. i’m just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. capiche?
you’ll get bored here. if you haven’t gotten bored already, i mean. and then, you’ll finally quit.
i know your type. you’re, uh, very determined, aren’t you?
you’ll never give up, even if there’s, uh… absolute NO benefit to perservering whatsoever.
if i can make that clear. no matter what, you’ll just keep going. not out of any desire for good or evil… but just because you think you can. and because you “can”… … you “have to”.
but now, you’ve reached the end. there is nothing left for you now. so, uh, in my personal opinion… the most “determined” thing you can do here? is to, uh, completely give up. and… (yawn) do literally anything else.
heh, didja really thing you would be able–

#meme

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“ I’m...not even going to ASK... ”

#v; undecided #open #[ shitty tagging system is shitty good lord ]#[ dis gon get redone asap guys sorry bout that ]#[ so yeah open starter ]#[ not sure what this is but yeah ]#[ i may post a starter call later ]#[ in case any of you want something more specific than bruce being weirded out ]#[ also plotting ]#[ i don't have tumblr messaging yet but if you have it ]#[ feel free to message me so i get it! :D ]#[ or skype me ]#[ mine is theblackestswan ]#[ just gimme your url ]#[ and i'll add ya! ]

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shazulk!. is that my ooc tag thing???? i can’t remember. :/ anyhoo. after a long hiatus from this blog i think i may be ready to come back on a semi-active basis? i’m gonna try anyway. test the waters. last time i came back to the fandom it was still full of joss whedon and brucenat hate and when you enjoy civil discussion but not outright HATE it makes blacklisting pretty much impossible?

so yeah. trial run here. i’ve missed bruce and all of you guys a lot. i’m gonna try posting some open things maybe? so. yeah. feel free to respond! i’ll also probably clear out a lot of the shorter things in my drafts too so. yeah. sorry.

it’s great to be back! ~~maybe~~.

#outofsass #[ i may completely revamp my tagging system actually ]#[ but not today ]#[ cause i'm lazy ]

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yes, but you’re also a doctor

…of ARCHAEOLOGY.

#shameless self promo #[ not even sorry to be spamming your dash with this tbh ]

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hisbestgiirl:

❝ well - YES. but what if it gets infected. ❞

❝ ...i'm going to try and NOT be offended you just said that. ❞

#hisbestgiirl #[ wow peggy #how r00d #you hurt his feelings that's so mean #]

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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.