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Lucifer Morningstar + emojis

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Photos by Christian Spencer capturing the sunlight penetrating the wings of a black and white Jacobin hummingbird. No digital manipulation.

No one told me worldbuilding involves… building… the world… and… everything… in it…

I DIDN’T SIGN UP TO BE AN ARCHITECT OR A LAND SURVEYOR THIS IS SUCH BULL

Will develope the rest when we get there jfc, already have the plot relevant bits anyway, jumping straight into scripts!

*flashbacks to my hnkoc writing process*

oh no

“Hmm what does the source material say about this part again?”

*looks it up online*

“…”

“WAIT I’M THE SOURCE MATERIAL!”

It doesn’t matter how you feel about Pewdiepie, this?

Is still absolutely hilarious.

Honey why can't we just take normal pictures

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock

home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.

Fun fact a scientist who is very not spiritual or superstitious began seeing corner eye hallucinations and feeling intense fear and a presence in his lab around the same time that everyone else in the building was suddenly reporting it haunted.

Determined, he found that the “hauntings” stopped when the industrial air conditioning unit, that had just recently been installed, was turned off. We’ve found that measurable micro vibrations in a structure cause immense fear, and a feeling of a presence and corner eye hallucinations – just like when you watch a scary movie alone at night and you see things move in the corner of your eye or are afraid to go in the cellar because you’re convinced someone’s in there.

Why?

Because many members of our species built homes in and around cliffs and caves for tens of thousands of years. And it’s likely that these certain shaky vibrations give us intense fear and a need to move far away because that would have saved our lives if the cave were collapsing or unstable.

You’ll notice it’s always falling apart, dilapidated homes that are “haunted” - or very very old restored homes. These places might just be slightly structurally unsound. That’s all.

it’s an unwritten rule of creating fan content that there will always be someone who comes up with some ridiculously goofy fanon, and at least one other person who directly contradicts this with the most soul-crushing angsty headcanons and in response

Ceramic horse by Stig Lindberg, 1950′s Sweden

I love all of your guys’ tags and comments on this! They make my heart happy.

Bucky, an intellectual

bonus:

A mood.

Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse is released in theatres (2018)

I’d like to see a magical girl series where all the girls argue over who gets to be the pink one. Eventually the magical talking ferret is just like: “You know what? Nobody gets to be pink!”

The villain is in the middle of wreaking havoc acrozs the city when five girls appear to do battle.

They are all wearing different shades of pink.

if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone