Practice makes perfect. #grickledoodle #chameleon #mustache #Wednesday

originally i made this post about how steve buscemi was the only actor talented enough to convince tarantino to not play mr. pink (a character he literally wrote for himself) but then i remembered that quentin literally doesn’t tip and steve used to tip double whenever they went out to eat so the server wouldn’t miss out on the money they should’ve gotten from tarantino. so yeah this image is the realest thing in the world

This works no matter which slice you start with

For his next trick Kanye is going to hire a sky writer to make a giant N and let the internet take it from there.

Pro-Ukrainian Chechens doing CQB training

I'm sorry but

This fucking sucks lol and in;b4 "slow is smooth. Smooth is fast." These dudes are like, blatantly ignoring corners and blind spots. No amount of cool guy gear will make you better.

These are honestly just a few points where these guys just, had their backs or sides to, un-cleared blindspots/corners.

Speed, suprise and violence of action is the name of the game. The second man needs to be so close behind the first that he can feel the wind of his fart through pants.

That's SWAT style room clearing which is only useful in actual hostage rescue against terrorists and bank robbers. The "speed surprise violence of action" BS is suicidal in actual combat.

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face

And two broken teeth

what did you expect to happen 

The Lord to protect me

And here to FUCK

remember, nothing is more tactical and combat effective than acceptance and equality

this post sponsored by “insensitive remarks by Russian officers lead to three soldiers they wouldn’t respect the religious beliefs of opening fire and killing 29 people”

Sponsored by what

Essentially. Three muslim soldiers refused to go fight in Ukraine and tried to write a report justifying their refusal to fight. Their commander, Lieutenant Colonel Andrei Lapin, gathered the entire unit on the parade ground to say that "this is a holy war." The muslims then told Lapin that a holy war was only between Muslims and infidels, which the response was, "Allah must be a coward if he does not allow you to fight for the country to which you took an oath." After the gathering, conflicts were still going on, an hour and a half later around lunch time the unit's sent to the firing ranges. The three who started it were quiet, only talking to each other, and then going to the other Muslims in the unit and telling them to stay back and don't go to the range. The moment they were handed rifles and live ammunition they shot Lieutenant Colonel Lapin dead on the spot, and killing as many others as they could until they were killed. Lieutenant Colonel Lapin's father is Colonel General Lapin, who was widely blamed in Russia for the massive defeat where the Ukrainians liberated the entirety of Kharkiv

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

We can’t have shit anymore

A Spanish bus company just unveiled their new mascot.

His name is...

La Bussi.