ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
Adding women from Ecuador
The women of India. Protesting the discriminatory citizenship amendment law and violence against University students by the Government.
normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place
the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death
Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™
-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear
highlight on the first two my bros (although i fear i may have overshared a lot at my workplace but idc)
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….
teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden
teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut
teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
• saying ‘shut up’ while laughing • being extremely nice and understanding towards their friends but unapologetically sarcastic towards others • speaking of sarcasm: they speak it fluently • ‘I love you but I love myself more’ • going on long hikes by themselves • they either go to bed early or don’t sleep at all • they sleep with stuffed animals but deny it • they never give up • challenges are a great pastime • saying ‘Tragic.’ way too often • not everyone of them likes Snape • ‘No I am NOT good at potions and you can NOT copy my homework’ • falling asleep to rain • nearly everyone of them has referred to Draco as a 'wimp’ or 'sissy’ • they will kill you if you insult their pet • being proud of their background no matter who they are • yes, there are muggleborn Slytherin’s • they inniciate snowball fights • complaining about small things • 'I AM NOT YELL…I am not yelling.’
Yepraksia Gevorgyan, 110
To this day, the quote I read in a survivors biography in 7th grade still haunts me. “Who does now remember the Armenians?”
You know who said that? Hitler. Adolf Hitler, as a way to justify the Holocaust. Because the world turned a blind eye to the Armenian genocide, he thought the world would turn its back to the Holocaust.
The worst part is, he was right. America, Europe, the governments knew what was going on. And they ignored it. Now, more than ever, remember the Armenians. Remember the Cambodians, Rwandans, Jews. Never again means now.
Scottish tweets make no sense, but also make absolute sense
Lmao
Well there it is folks.
(via QueenIdle)
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-barely sentient apricot fruit leather -racist tangerine -slimy cheese curd of doom -half cooked chicken nugget -Putin’s lovely wife, Sharon -saliva coated chunk of orange play-dough -toupee, now with Yelling™
Actual exchange during tonight’s presidential debate (via rumi-thealien)
Me, pre presidential debate: ugh. I hate Hilary Clinton- honestly this is one pile of trash versus one, slightly bigger pile of trash at this point
Me, post presidential debate: HOLY HELL. HOLY. SHE GOT RECEIPTS, SHE DRAGGIN HIM, SHE POINTING OUT HIS RACISTNESS HILLARY DOING SHIT MAN
Moderator: “Your two minutes are-” Moderator: “Your two min-” Moderator: “Mr. Trum-” Moderator: “I’d like to ask the next-”
Lester Holt deserves a hug for putting up with Trump’s bullshit tonight.
