the songs moon river, can’t helping falling in love, dream a little dream of me and la vie en rose have such a particular and smooth vibe, they sound like they came straight out of heaven
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
we are all 2010 ted talk taika waititi
Slow Hands, Flicker World Tour Manchester 3/15/18
Me: sucking or riding the dick
Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum
Me:
Him: **cums**
Me:
me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me
god i wish that were me
Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude
2001
The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds
I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison
absolute units
finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to
astrology says my pussy is tight
Lorde and Tove Lo represent both ends of the Scorpio spectrum
panic at the disco: 🎶sugar caaaaane iiiiin the ea-sy morning, weather vaaaaaanes my, one and lonely🎶
me, who still has no idea what the fuck that’s even supposed to mean: