Live, Laugh and Be Pleasant

teen wolf villian every season: where is scott mccall

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

My teacher had this on her desk and I just

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

David Wong   (via forebidden)

the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat

But if guy did that…

sorry to break it to you but i am a guy

Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.

Update: he shit himself at Walmart and I haven’t seen my mom laugh and smile that much for months.

You’re a hero

“hey do you want the rest of my-“