oly ♡ anj

not to be dramatic or anything but if someone called me darling I think I'd actually collapse on the spot

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

Janine Jahnke

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

Guadagnino is a graduate of Susan E. Wagner High School. He subsequently attended SUNY New Paltz and graduated from the College of Staten Island with a 3.9 GPA and was a political aide for a New York State Assemblyman. #VinnyGuadagnino2020

big mood

this makes me TEAR UP I SWEAR

MY GYAL

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

I hate this notion that universities need to let literally anyone speak or else you’re stifling knowledge. Here’s something that stifles knowledge: having to explain very basic things over and over. If you let someone barge into a medical laboratory and yell “everyone stop what you’re doing and prove to me that germs exist”, that’s stifling knowledge. Shutting everything down so that a neo-nazi can calmly ask whether black people are people does not enrich a learning environment in any way, It drags everything down and exhausts everyone. Free speech absolutism is crude and unsophisticated, we need to acknowledge that sometimes speech has deleterious effects on the free speech of others.

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

if you wanna date someone ugly in 2018, hmu

You know you’ve listened to an album too much when your brain plays the intro to the next song before it actually starts playing.

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

only kids who grew up in the early 2000s will remember:

Not every day has to “count.” Some days, your purpose is to make it to the next one. That counts too.

Damn I needed this today.

Me too, thank you.