Some good advice! 

I met Markiplier in a grocery store, but when I went up to him to say hello I said “why the fuck are you in Canada?” instead and he looked like he’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have been before yelling “DISTRACTION!” and throwing a box of Kleenex at my head. When I looked back, he was barreling toward the exit.

Lord pls someone rp with me

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

Awwww he looks so happy

back to you, jim

Looking through my fanart folder and I forgot this drawing of my Dark bitcholoid existed but idk I still like it, and am now posting it here because ??? 

one day, mayhaps

happy doodles to combat the sad insides

they warm my cold, dead heart.

from (x)

Day 2 - Fave Hair Color

My favorite hair color of Mark’s is BLUE!

Cool!

Co͘n͜f̢ro̡nt̛at́ion̛ 

(Sketch 342: Heck, I never really drew Dark vs Anti, so hey, here. I may finish it with a black background.) :)

Thanks to @markiplier for the providing the pose and @lum1natrix for providing a transparent version of it so I could do whatever I please.

The world regrets the day I learned how to use Premiere Pro

I’ve come to realize that if you take out Mark’s spiderman legs, his torso just looks like he’s a ghost playing two instruments through a wall for his good dog

I did a cover of Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud! Also… holy shit these past few days have been so the craziest blur you could ever imagine. My fingers hurt. My voice hurts. My abs hurt. My back hurts? My neck muscles hurt?? But it was totally worth it to be able to take this first shaky step! Thanks for watching!

x

Lights are bullshit