this is just fucking unbelievable nick

This still fucking cracks me up

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

Rowha Joman

Burle Wilag

Or, if I use what’s on my birth certificate: Kooch Wilag

*shudders in horror*

I will NOT be using either of those names. Ever. Especially the second one.

Barsh Kling isn’t the *worst* thing in the world, I guess

Marva Sosan!

Harst Prelp Agaal Bisan

Mooja Brcro…

Loyalty to the end