A stand that constantly follows you around and can only be at its full power if you sing one of those educational songs foreign language teachers use

i scream at the top of my lungs

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. Komm aus Agypten, das liegt direkt am Nil. Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei, dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

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Bird enthusiast Skjalg-Helmer Vian (14) from Vadsø, Norway was reading about the Grey-headed chickadee (Poecile cinctus) when an actual one swooped in to see what all the fuss was about. The boy’s father, Geir Arne Vian captured, the amazing photo opp and the image has been circulating online as of late.

‘’hey look, dat me’’

This girl is the gift that just keeps giving

I’m in tears at the thank you for that with the dead expression

BUT IS SHE WRONG??? IS. SHE. WRONG…..

click

Anyone else abnormally bad at mentally picturing characters and places described in books?? I only recently realized I’ve almost never read a book with a clear picture in my head of the main character or where they were.

Had a run in with depression last night on ow

Percy Jackson (via jons)

Proofs that I'm a dragon:

-hoarding useless things -Like to have money -eating a lot -sleeping a lot -hiding inside my cave forever -avoiding humans

it’s been a trying past few days

do you ever just

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too accurate

Have you ever just…

The Types as Character Tropes

Based on stereotypes, duh.

INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil

INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain

ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat

ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil

ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist

ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain

ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat

ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia

INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist

INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar

ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil

ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist

ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter

ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch

ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me

ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason

this is art

so anyway one of my uni friends has somehow managed to completely miss the 6000 times i’ve mentioned crushing on girls, being attracted to girls, etc etc and last week we were in a bar and i was texting and she went “ooh ho ho are you texting a boy” and i just put my phone down and went “nina i’m a lesbian” 

make this the new harold. like seriously whenever you do something obviously gay and a straight person still doesn’t get it you can just go “nina…” it’s perfect. 

Hahahaha me @ my parents

Parents: so are boys going to be there

Me: nina im gay

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It’s in the name