Non-practicing Macarena Enthusiast

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

Pretty girl smiled at me. 20+ HP

literally 

look at this SPECIMEN

my beautiful wet son Corn Cob

some doobles of hedgehogs + mons :^]

Fuck you Mappa 😭😭😭

Not exactly a surprise but it's still sad, I wanted this movie so much.

the Bro is tormenting me with this image again and i refuse to suffer being reminded of it alone

[image description : a picture of two persons shaking hands, in the handshake meme format. Arm on the left is labelled “Mech pilots”, arm on the right is labelled “Magical girls”. On top of their clasped hands is written “Being able to enter into an idealized human body to perform violence but not having your emotional well-being protected by your ideal form”. / End ID.]

#funguary day 1, Mycena subcyanocephala! Or Blue Bonnet mushroom. A newly discovered mushroom from Taiwan - it’s only been seen about 8 times.

I need y’all to understand just how SMALL this mushroom is

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

Sgt Frog 🐸

oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr

*2 likes from beloved mutuals

She hasn’t responded to you yet because she’s busy being openly pathetic on Tumblr. Give it some time

God sending his silliest soldier:

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh