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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

what if we had Viking Soap ..?

WITCH The Reboot - The heart of friendship; character introductions

Will is the leader of the group, although she discovers her talent step by step thanks to the group's support. She is shy, practical and sensitive, she is able to take care of herself in everyday life. Her style is truly hers, because she doesn't follow any trends and isn't interested in other people's opinions: in fact, she often wears second-hand or discount clothes. Will has always lived with her mother Susan in their motorhome: her father abandoned her when she was born. Her magical power transforms over the course of the story: at the beginning she gathers all the strength of the elements Water, Earth, Fire and Air; then it becomes the energy of the Heart that guides them.

Irma she is enthusiastic and cheerful, values ​​friendship and is always there to support her friends, no matter what. Her style is casual, in some ways still childish, and reflects the search for an identity. Irma lost her mother when she was little in an accident at sea and for this reason she does not like water but, despite this, after the battle with the Oracles of Kandrakar, Irma obtains the power of Water.

Tarrane is the best in everything she does: in school, in music, in art, and of course, she is beautiful. Her style is minimalist and ordinary: she always wears the same colors - white, black and gray - embellished with a necklace with a pendant fire lily. Taranee lives with her parents and older brother Peter. Thanks to the group of friends she will learn to trust others and get help. After the battle with the Oracles of Kandrakar, Taranee gains the power of Fire.

Cornelia she is insecure and full of complexes, especially due to the comparison with her older sister, Keira, a famous actress. She is looking for her own identity, although she often worries too much about the opinion of others. Her parents separated when she was little. Cornelia has a real obsession with clothing and is really meticulous in caring for her beautiful blonde hair. After the battle with the Oracles of Kandrakar, Cornelia gains the power of the Earth.

Hay Lin she is positive and enthusiastic about life. She is full of energy and has many interests and passions, including the stars and space. In terms of style she has a very clear identity: trendy but casual at the same time. She loves to tie her hair in two braids, made even more special by a fuchsia lock. Hay Lin came to Heatherfield from China at the age of 6. After the battle with the Oracles of Kandrakar, Hay Lin gains the power of Air.

Elyon she is an extroverted and talkative girl. Her fickle enthusiasm usually blows away as quickly as sand in the wind. She spends hours playing online and prefers fantasy games and anything that takes her to other worlds. She is the real fashionista of the group and has been wearing makeup long before her friends. Elyon has a really critical power because she can control the magical black sand that has invaded the Metaworld.

source -> read here

I'm skeptical about this tbh... is this really a reboot, or just an alternative universe...also, I am not really sure about the art style...

I NEED THIS MAN SO FUCKING BAD RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

HIS NECK, HIS ARM, HIS NOSE, HIS JAWLINE, I NEED HIS FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS AND HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL DIE. DOCTOR’S ORDERS

@brewed-pangolin CONTROL UR MAN BEFORE I BITE HIM

This month's giveaway has begun over on my patreon! https://www.patreon.com/slocotion

You can take this inkcap doll home through a "name to win" event, with two name suggestions allowed per person (this is exclusively open to all new and current $6 tier supporters) Deadline is March 30th, with wrldwde shipping from Ireland 💫

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

here's some instructions for anyone who doesn't know how to opt out:

you will have to do this individually for each sideblog you have too, no way to do it for each account in one go

Pairing: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Fem!Reader

“Shh, I know, baby. I know.” he coos softly into your ear as you mewl and whine under him, your sweet little pussy stretched out by his thick cock, his tip hitting against your cervix repeatedly, your hands gripping tightly at his biceps, nails digging into his skin, leaving crescent marks. You can feel everything, every bump and ridge, every vein... everything. Oh, how beautiful you look in his eyes, particularly at this moment, squirming and writhing beneath him as he splits you open on his fat cock, fucked out of your mind, cock-drunk and brain hazy. How beautiful you sound, a dragged-out moan of his name tumbling through your lips, floating into the air and reaching his ears as a wave of pure euphoria takes over your senses, your back arches and you cum around his cock, squirting and he lets out a guttural growl as he feels your warm cream coating his cock and your walls tightly clenching down on him. "Good girl." he praises, not even caring about himself cumming or not. He's satisfied the moment he sees that content smile on your pretty face and he kisses you so sweetly as you come down your high, panting heavily and holding onto him as he peppers soft kisses on your skin and gently caresses the plush of your hips to ground you.

comments/reblogs are greatly appreciated ♥ 

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YEAH? AND?

he gets an extra 30min of barbie on the computer if he behaves and doesn't say anything misogynistic

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I found out that I didn't post it here

I really liked how this sticker turned out, so I'm posting it separately 🐍🕊️

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