Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

miku explains the importance of eating your greens to poncho

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

the comic (#1890)

Source

shaped

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

(via @they-bite)

Official Pussy Post

LOL

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

why do the burger king employees always blast my whooper with mayo as if they want the damn thing pregnant

whooper??????????