Shit that no one cares about.

Well, there’s “glo up” and then there’s “frankly we’ve stopped giving a fuck about fake smiling and just accepted the fact that we’re almost the same person split into two bodies.” 

@suitcasemurphy and I, from 2012/2013 to 2017. How you can be born one year and one day apart, meet at one convention, and realize you’re pretty much destined to know each other for the… rest of your lives? I’ll never fucking get but I’m glad it happened. 

Grateful to know him, for him to exist, and all that sentimental shit.

Re blogging because I love this beautiful queen. She’s such an amazing strong woman and I miss her sorely.

Who killed spikey jacket? I had to put a belt on the front of this vest so it would fit me. Quite happy about it!

This is fucking awesome

Stranger Things Cast + The E! News 2018 Golden Globes Glambot

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

TYPE: Ghost Shell Recording

DESCRIPTION: Crucible Announcement

LOCATION: Earth, Exodus Blue

//AUDIO AVAILABLE//

//RECORDING FOLLOWS//

[Cayde-6] Okay, listen up children. Shaxx lost, again, which means that today, I am the Crucible. Here are the rules: first of all, no Warlocks. Just leave. Go on! Yep, that’s right - yes, you. I’m looking right at you. I can see you, and you’re not -

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Ikora, I….fine. Fine! Fair point. Belay that order. Warlocks can stay. Okay, where was I? Right. First rule, take two: every time you die, you finish your drink.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] What’s that?

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] What do you mean they don’t have drinks? Sweet mercy, no wonder Shaxx is always grumpy. Okay, let’s start over. First rule, take three: everyone needs a drink to hold.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Yes, the entire time.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Yes, I know that means you only get one hand for your gun. Ikora, was I not clear that I am the Crucible today? Not you, not Zavala, me. Shaxx and I had a deal, and you are not allowed to ruin this.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] No, I did not cheat.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Will you stop backseat Shaxx-ing me?

[silence]

[silence]

[silence]

[Cayde-6] A-hem. Second rule: you die, you finish your drink. Third rule: if you spill your drink, you have to spin in a circle for thirty seconds and then get a new one. Fourth rule: every time I say ‘Yahtzee!’ everybody everywhere has to finish their whole drink.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Huh? No, it doesn’t happen on a timer. I yell ‘Yahtzee’ whenever I feel like it.  And of course they can keep shooting while they’re drinking. Anyway, here’s the deal: You get a kill, you take a sip. You get a headshot, you take two. You knife someone’s face, you finish your drink. The best taunt gets extra points, and, uh…hm.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] Ikora, that’s a great idea. Yes, Sparrow kills count double. If you get killed by a Sparrow, finish your drink and maybe lie down for a while. Any questions? Didn’t think so. And you, Titan, with the two drinks and no guns: I like your style.

[incoherent mumbling]

[Cayde-6] A send-off? Right you are, Ikora.

[glass clinking]

[Cayde-6] Bottoms up, Guardians.

[Inspired by @thexostranger‘s post]

Another couple of really amazing shots from one of my older shoots with @suitcasemurphy in celebration of today being his birthday! © @jaseminedenisephotography

Happy birthday to one of my favorite friends, @suitcasemurphy. 

Finally released the unisex collection! All handmade to order www.SKG-Designs.com

Photography: @jaseminedenisephotography

@jager-papi @sepp-graywolf @suitcasemurphy

Group shots from the SKG meetup at #animecentral Of course everyone is wearing a #handmade SKG harness!! www.SKG-Designs.com

Details on how to be a part of our Ambassador program coming soon!!

Photography by @jaseminedenisephotography

@muagdj, @jager-papi, @suitcasemurphy, @sepp-graywolf, @noodlez210, @kalinekonokage, @trusimplcity, @lovelylavenderchild can’t say thanks enough to you lovelies for coming to the first SKG meet up!

Photography by: @jaseminedenisephotography

Well, there’s “glo up” and then there’s “frankly we’ve stopped giving a fuck about fake smiling and just accepted the fact that we’re almost the same person split into two bodies.” 

@suitcasemurphy and I, from 2012/2013 to 2017. How you can be born one year and one day apart, meet at one convention, and realize you’re pretty much destined to know each other for the… rest of your lives? I’ll never fucking get but I’m glad it happened. 

Grateful to know him, for him to exist, and all that sentimental shit.

Sportscaster Dale Hansen defends student wrestler Mack Beggs and takes a stand against transphobia

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

best. update. ever.

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

IM DONE