Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!

this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.

The tags killed me

cops invited to school get fucking owned

Lmfao

She just walked in so calmly LMASJSJSJSK

This outfit is KILLING ME!!

This def was my high school principal coming in on the smooth tip

Why is she dressed like Ms. Trunchbull lol.

Lmaoo accurate^😂 💀

^^^^this comment has me hollering.

She didn’t even tell them 😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the way she covered her mouth lmaaaaoo

I died @ the scream

bih, LMMFAO, “Cause I love you”

“Am I this CUTE?!” Yaaasss you better pose

Meeeeeeeeee

im really dead cause this is really me but way more weirder lol

Self love is so important

i’m really this narcissistic 😂

“this face deserves all the money, all the love” YAAASSSSS

Me😂😂😂

Ayee its hot pickle girl

^^^ LMAOOO exactly what I was thinking. I love her 😂

$161,928/3 br/1780 sq ft

Jeffersonville, IN

built in 1926

Lunch ideas

@magicalmissb I thought of you!

Needed this!

This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway

Where was this post all my life?

I needed this so bad

@captain-savea-bitch I feel like you’d appreciate this

I live in nyc and these all cost $12.99

These are cute but is it even enough food for lunch? These seem more like snacks to me. Or perhaps they’re for people who are trying to lose weight.

Birgitte Pearce Design

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

DRose in tears as he leaves the floor 🙏

Imagine becoming the youngest MVP in NBA history, tearing your ACL the following season, taking a year off, returning and then tearing your meniscus…TWICE.

Suffering a myriad of other minor injuries, getting bounced around the league for several years until eventually the Cleveland Cavaliers trade you to the Utah Jazz who instantly waive you.

Finally, Tom Thibodeau throws you a lifeline as a bench player and you thank him by dropping 50 points on the team that passed you up.

Poetic.

I’m about to cry 😢

D.Rose deserves a lot more respect 🙌🏾

brown skin honey

Next level ✨

Nominee Issa Rae (Best Lead Actress in a Comedy, Insecure) attends the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards

FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!!!!