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tourist in the waking world

@typeoapologist / typeoapologist.tumblr.com

i barely and sporadically write but i read fic pretty much all the time. previously timorous_scribe but not so timorous anymore
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Anonymous asked:

Good luck on the move.

thanks! it's basically an extended exercise in futility and patience. we're moving ALL of our shit into another unit in the building (literally one floor upstairs) for a month, then moving it all right back into the same space, with the added privilege of renewing the lease for a higher rate because it's ~°~°~renovated~°~°~ now!

capitalism is a cancer btw. but my apt is actually really fuckin cool so i'll suck it up on this one

#asks#anon
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wizardarchetypes

how come every time someone asks “which BG3 character would adjust best to our world” or “which BG3 character would be able to handle [food/cultural aspect from our world]?”

nobody EVER says Lae’zel? In canon that girl is like 22. Born in space. Grew up on a comet or whatever the hell by the Moon. Got kidnapped by her People’s ancient terror/worst enemy. Dropped off on a random planet in the immediate company of people who hate/distrust her simply at a glance and she is just rolling with it. She is just ALWAYS rolling with it.

She’s eating whatever the fuck Gale throws on the fire every night. No idea what a carrot was until yesterday. No complaints.

Everyone but Wyll & Karlach is like 40 years older than her minimum and so mean for no reason. She doesn’t care. She’s got a job to do.

Oh it turns out the God-Queen she’s dedicated her entire existence to is a farce? Needs to be destroyed? If you’ve been nice to her it takes 45 seconds to deconstruct her entire lifelong understanding of the meaning of everything she’s ever known. She’s on your side.

Every single thing you do in the game is alien to her. That woman has never been to a circus.

Yet she’s eating carrots and petting a dog and ready to kill her God.

And people think she couldn’t handle a Costco? PLEASE!!!!!

#love this#my lizard waifu#lae'zel#bg3
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tater-pudding

I love you all, you’ve done nothing wrong. But I’m begging you. The “kiri” in Kiriona is not pronounced like Siri on your phone. Kiriona is legit just how someone speaking te reo Māori would pronounce “Gideon”. You roll the R a little bit and it should sound a lot more like “Kee-dee-oh-nah” sorry idk how to properly write out phonetics but you get it

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typeoapologist

wait so gideon's new nickname is kitty?

#i don't know what to do with this information#kiriona gaia#the locked tomb
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