DONT USE FANCENTRO TO SELL CONTENT

THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MODELS THEY ONLY WANT PROFITS, SAVE URSELF & GET AWAY FROM A TERRIBLE SITE !!!!!!!!!! too many of u use fancentro & i dont want what happened to me to happen to any of u! GET AWAY FROM IT

fancentro has done some serious fucked up shit 2 me & they r completely aware & do not care. if u r a sex worker & want the info of wht harm fancentro is allowing msg me! this info shld only b spread 2 other sex workers!!

@whotoblock @preciousofcolour-blocklist @crybabysblocklist (im tagging blocklists 2 add exposure, pls reblog)

Andy Samberg Reveals Favorite Thing About Being a Dad

sext: I’ll give you my hoodie

Sext: did you eat?

Sext: text me when you’re home

#Goals

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

@cah PLEASE. FOR THE THE LOVE OF BITTENBINDER PLEASE. @mulaney

Omg omg omg... someone make a kickstarter stat

people out here really sayin batman is a better fighter than wonder woman…they really saying tha

Someone add that drawing of Diana standing on Bruce’s head.

Thank you

He is though? He’s one of the most, and probably THE most, skilled fighter in the DC Universe, being trained to mastery in practically every martial art and usage of every weapon. WW is a skilled fighter as well, but her skills are limited to Amazonian styles and weapons. Also, that’s a comic cover, and comic covers are never accurate regarding what’s inside.

hmmm no, wonder woman is the best fighter in the dc universe as confirmed by geoff johns and other writers even. she has been training for CENTURIES and amazonian ‘styles’ are literally every style known to man and beyond lmao they are a warrior race, created by the gods to protect mankind, and she is the best of them all. even batman has said himself diana is better bc he ain’t freaking stupid and she has beaten him more than once. yall really think a man with with what, a few decades of experience is better than a woman from a warrior race created by the gods themselves, who’s been fighting/training for CENTURIES 💀💀💀💀 lmao and heres what its inside:

“WONDER WOMAN DOESN’T HAVE A KRYPTONITE, CLARK.” 

Mandatory reblog of this most blessed image of the batgod being handed his arse

anyway here’s thomas sanders destroying some homophobe on instagram

we stan,

G O   O F F   T H O M A S

Feminist Friday

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

Carrie Fisher and Misha Collins 😂😂😂

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

get fucking rekt OP

Ok, but to be fair, every time I hear Patrick Warburton, I know who he is, but I’m still like, “oh, it’s the Kronk guy!”

and he delivers the safety instruction video for soarin’ california!!

Dogma (1999)

@commie-saskia

Confirmed:

Unconfirmed. It’s a heterosexual song 100%

I wrote it and I’m gay as hell lmao

how about maybe

the song is for anyone

because we’ve all been there, wanting someone who’s with or wanting someone else

No…. I wrote it… it’s for The Gays™️

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

PLACES

“they’ll never find me here”

I AM THE MASTER OF STEALTH

a small collection of irondad and spiderson posts on robert downey jr.’s facebook