So multi-fandomed it hurts

today is possibly the last day to reblog this post in its original format. make it count

it still works and god is real

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

What do the Elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermellons.

They call them dead because Fëanor killed them.

Burn.

AyaHina?? okay I’m in

10 Types of Fallout Players | By: Julia lepetit   via Dorkly .

maybe if he put a “please” on that…

I heart this!

Oh my goodness

i’m not over this shot, and i don’t think i’m going to be over it for a very long time.

because everyone’s seen this shot.  Superman pull open his shirt to reveal the not-S.  i’ve seen it a thousand times, it’s kind of iconic.

but not everyone’s seen a woman do it.  and it matters to me to see a woman tear away her civilian clothes so she can protect people.

i’m getting a tv show about a girl who can fly.

The thing that gets me is that every other time I’ve ever seen a woman rip her shirt off, it has been in some way about the woman as the object of beauty and desire. This is very clearly and intentionally not that. It would have been very easy to make it some mix of badass and hot, but instead this is just badass.

She’s adorable and badass and I’ve got my fingers crossed for this show.

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

I will reblog this everyday

omg

ashton kutcher cheated on his wife of seven years and continued to be the star of a sitcom and had virtually no repercussions towards his career whatsoever

sean penn abused his wife and went on to win an academy award and a golden globe (he also said people who called hugo chávez a dictator should be arrested but idek what he was on when he said that so)

charlie sheen hired numerous prostitutes, shot his fiancee, verbally threatened his second wife, and in the same year that his children were taken away from him announced that he was going on a nationwide tour which sold out within 18 minutes

kristen stewart cheated on her boyfriend and was ridiculed for six straight months and labelled a slut/whore/bitch/home wrecker by the general public even after releasing a statement and apologizing for her actions and was forced to drop out of multiple projects

The top yak at my school right now I’m dying

Game of Thrones characters reimagined as Disney characters

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend