literally one of my favorite tweets ever

Happy Friday everyone!

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

We are so damn lucky Chocolate Guy has a passion for chocolate and crafting beautiful, lifelike desserts.... because if he chose to put this level of work, dedication, and sheer determination into anything even slightly nefarious (instead of nearly breaking the laws of physics in order to create culinary masterpieces) we would be so epically fucked.

did I really just watch this man cheerfully force a block of chocolate through a pasta making machine?

The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

bah, nasty little things.

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

I don’t know why I keep forgetting star nosed moles are semi aquatic.

If you are wondering why this came up it’s because of this photo in this photoset. I was like oh yeah they are wet beasts. YOINK

If you look at the third gif you'll notice air bubbles coming out of its nostrils only to be pulled back in. This is actually how it smells things underwater and the tentacles help keep those bubbles from getting away!!

They should invent a new kind of sleep that makes me less tired

‘Fun’ fact I learned from a fatigue management course i’m currently on: Sleep doesn’t count as Rest!

While you’re sleeping, your body is at rest, but your brain is using a hell of a lot of energy to process the information you took in while you were awake. Updating memories, creating dreams, balancing homeostasis, etc. So when every little drop of energy counts, sleeping isn’t going to totally recharge you.

You need Doing/Thinking Nothing time during the day in addition to sleep, by whatever means you find work best for you.

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me