Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
Blitz as a blonde human is very on brand.
Highley obsessed with helluva boss. Its only 9 episodes long but I am OBSESSED like this is what I've been waiting for an adult animation that has action and is funny but sweet with plot but also feels illegal to watch
Do’s and Don'ts of Designing for Accessibility
- Anxiety
- Autistic Spectrum
- Dyslexia
- Physical or Motor Disabilities
- Low Vision
- Screen Readers
- Deaf or Hard of Hearing
This is so important…for all designers out there.
Is anyone else obsessed with vanessa Hudgens? Or is it just me
Shes the cutest lil bunny that must be cuddled but shes also this strong confident graceful earthly spirit filled with joy and wisdom. The way she speaks is just so animated and expressive but her tone always reflects so much light and positivity. And shes just a bombshell but a bombshell out of natural healthy eating and workouts. Such a good role model too o m g I love her so muchhhh
This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god
Troll KING sass KING kskdnzmzm IMMM
You think your endangered Uchiha eyes can save you from my burns scolding?
IM SCREAMING
You’re not supposed to win or lose arguments. You’re supposed to reach a mutual understanding and agreement. Otherwise, you both lose.
Can we see the Batfamily having a christmas party together
“I’m Batman. I don’t throw Christmas parties, Alfred,”
“Indeed, sir. which is why I am throwing the party. You and the others just have to attend.”
Everyone is there, and I mean everyone.
All the Robins, the Batgirls, Batwoman- and Dick brought Kori cause she is one of the few who actually knows the identities of all the bat family.
It’s a merry delight for everyone, even Damian was enjoying himself, until Tim brought out the mistletoe. That’s when the delight turned into a disaster.
It was the first time anyone had ever seen Damian blush- and Jason got in on camera.
“You’re dead!”
He also got pictures of Damian beating the shit out of Tim. It took Bruce and Dick to hold Damian down. Tim could barely breathe and Jason’s arm was broken.
“C’mon kid, it’s cute! And who else gets to say they’ve been kissed by both Starfire and Batwoman at once?!”
We got the guys
Now bring on the girls
in case this wasn’t enough
What the fuck
I cannot believe….
y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!
Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.
LMAO
First Captain Planet now this.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”
One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed
Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.
i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it
but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”
as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”
there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”
the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”
one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”
I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.
Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.
Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.
I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”
i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.
I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”
The shoe rack just sold this idea to me. 😍
Wonderful
This is genius. Am going to get a few.
They are affordable too, especially at Walmart, Target and if anyone has one left in their town, Kmart.
Wow!!!!
A DIY THAT ISNT USELESS YES
Now this is some useful content
How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.
That’s what I’m saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesn’t hurt to try.