so schlecht, dass es schon fast wieder witzig ist (via germanlanguagerocks)

this is the best day of my life

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

If Lena Dunham was a man and wrote about molesting his little sister as a boy the feminists, media, and liberals would be going bat-shit crazy right now. But they're not, because they're all fucking hypocrites.

People defending or excusing what Lena Dunham did (via ziggyp0p)

I’m tired.

You have to sleep with me.

Yes

Hawt

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.

also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails

seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up 

swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them

sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human

Ps. Babies sometimes startled them self if they move to quick. As they; at an early age still do not have control of their movements, swaddling helps them to not have a mini panic attack.

It kinda weird at times because they can be asleep then they will jolt and wake up with the “WTF??? that was scary!!!” then start crying.  

Jesus swaddled

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

Me, you and this brick wall you built between us.

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Wtf how

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Free webcams anyone? Or free cam to cam porn?

No. I'll earn access to physical boobs on real, loving, gorgeous women, thank you.

Zuzana Horká, Czech lawyer based in Prague

She should take on my case.

I mean that platonically. But if the situation arose...

Hai ☺️ Have a crazy eyed selfie!

#beauty

dear everyone who says he’s a good person

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

THANK YOU!!!!

He also graffiti’d a building in Australia and when the mayor of the Gold Coast asked him politely to clean it (despite this being a criminal offence and having video evidence of him doing it) he got on a plane and went ot the next country. I really fucking hope he gets arrested. 

And all of this is predates the Brazil fiasco

I am so fucking sick and tired of people defending him no matter how much evidence there is

He also told one of his fans she was a beached whale.

Also pretty gay