when I was eigjt I would watch videos like this on YouTube for hours and sit there stony faced not even enjoying it like it was something I had to do

hi! i genuinely cannot get over griffin’s fucking vocal inflection in this sentence! this entire audio clip haunts me!!

i’m breaking out into a fucking fever over this person roleplaying an infant found by tony stark on twitter 

genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

new york freakin university baby

Doxxing is illegal -_-

so is child trafficking so i guess no ones perfect

“The dataset was compiled by New York-based activist Sam Lavigne, who trawled the professional profile website LinkedIn to identify some 1,600 people working for ICE. The database included public information like job titles or profile pictures of the officers.” all public infos so not illegal lmfao

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

CLUB PENGUIN GAY PRIDE FLAG

nooo dont unionize, youre so profitable aha

when i start a post off with Bro i’m speaking directly to god

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

Im going absolutely feral over something really stupid im actually losing my mind

I swear to god I saw an image on twitter last night of someone holding a chick with a cowboy hat on it and there was text on the pic that was like “         dave          being a little cowboy today” and I don’t know if I dreamt it or not but for the life of me I cannot find it on any of my twitter accounts today and im so fucking desperate to find it again

it looked something like this 

I FOUND IT