life is, uh, gay

horatio, a commoner, foreigner, and stranger, goes up to the ghost of the king of denmark and immediately uses “thou.” that’d be like seeing the ghost of Barack Fucking Obama and being like “yo dude”

Estefania Preciado  //  bootsthefeline

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

Aus fernen Welten (Astronomy for All) - Bruno Hans Bürgel - 1920 - via Internet Archive

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

Sometimes I remember St Augustine is that way exists, and I’m 100% happier.

John Silver in 3.03: I am clear-headed, Billy. It’s just that I finally realized that Flint is God.

I feel so called out

Can I live?

someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for

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