Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

NUT

status: approved

BALLSACK

status: approved

MILKERS

status: approved

MILF

status: banned

MILFY

status: approved

PEACEMAKER 1.03 Better Goff Dead

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

I hope this email flamethrows your face

They’re in a band together

someone post yakuza realistic bread physics gif

thats what im FUCKINMG talking about baybe thats video games right there

fleegle

they are in love

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it's freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

i love halloween

I will never not reblog this little cutie

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

goodbye

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….