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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you
Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot
When I'm busy: Lithuanian film about a homosexual pigeon who travels to Germany and after learning about his pigeon sexuality, witnesses the fall of the Berlin Wall with his lover, a discarded cigarette who is a drag queen
When I'm free: Ghostbusters 7: Bustin Never Felt Better
It was not right that you were left to guide Edwina alone. That was my failing. You were grieving Appa. But so were you. And after you had already lost your mother too. Kate…
GENRE: COMEDY
King
No one has ever warranted a presidential pardon more
Where can one purchase kitty seeds?
the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”
There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
To everyone losing their mind over this picture of the Dior artisans making Natalie Portman’s golden globes dress:
This is basically a visual representation of what couture means. Every one of those heavily detailed/embroidered/beaded couture gowns you see during haute couture fashion week is made this way. In order to be considered couture they have to be, but that’s a separate post.
I feel like the work is more visible here because of the effect of the pattern, but pretty much every couture gown is made with this absolutely insane level of work and detail
Also, Dior did tag the textile house they worked with: Chanakya International and Chanakya School of Craft. They’ve done the textile work for several Dior collections as well as Armani
For those (like me) who hadn't seen the aforementioned dress
@amtrak-official , do you like train art?
I thought this was actual video for a moment, this is beautiful
NEW GIRL 5x01 | “Big Mama P”
#me at job interviews
