so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Give salary increase and wfh plz

Just completed an application for a new job - could use all the good luck

me introducing  some random girl i met in the club’s smoking area to my friends and i don’t remember her name

why is it so embarrassing to check the mail when there is nothing in the mailbox... the walk of shame back inside empty handed

“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

that was so intense

where is her oscar I’m shaken

How dare they play their own dog like this?

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

Call that skeet shooting

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

no joke who wants a date like this?

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this