starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems
That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet.
new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*
Its bewildered bellow was met with a stern “shh.”
me deleting all the processes with weird names in task manager
this completely broke the service that sends out two factor verification codes but not two factor verification itself, so if you use 2FA and are logged out of twitter you Cannot log in
He genuinely has no idea what anything is. Every single time he's directly involved in "tech" he breaks it or makes something stupid that doesn't work. His employees have consistently said this for years and only now do millions of people get to watch it in real time. It's so fucking funny.
just add this string to my div whenever you see me, im not paying for that shit
<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" height="14" width="14" class="hlLCc" role="presentation"><use href="#managed-icon__blue-checkmark"></use></svg>
clout piracy walktrhough
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
all part of the plan
Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tumblr staff I desire you carnally this is so fucking funny
...What can one even say. :)
I misread this at first but I think this would sell infinitely better if you could pay to give other users a blue check mark. Maybe for like 24 hours? A mark of the beast sort of thing
Your third eye is wide the fuck open
Pay no attention to this png
Citadels cover art by Simon Eckert
MY COMIC IS LIVE GO READ IT
Space hijinks! Mercenaries! Romance! Stupid interdimensional bullshit!!! I have it all!!! (Eventually)
Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time
For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao
I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times
Mario party getting wild bihh
when will america catch up to this type of entertainment