a hauntingly fruity delight

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

- 2013 vs. 2019 -

been workin’ on some redraws of digital oldies behind the scenes, now it’s finally legal to be Trash On Main so check out this #progress!!! ⁽ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵃˢᵗᵉᵈ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵇᵉᵍᵍᶦⁿᵍ ᵘ⁾

2024 redo yippee!! i can draw now??? don't give up on ur dreams kiddos!

every time i see slur discourse i think about this post

[ID: Tweet by Left At London that says:

"me: *holding my bi gf’s hand in public* homophobe: DYKES!!! me: actually, (smug emojis) even though I’m a lesbian, my girlfriend here is bisexual! my girlfriend: and proud! (wide grin emoji) homophobe: hmm... so she can’t reclaim “dyke”? me: yessir! homophobe: oh my god my apologies, thank you ladies!"

End ID]

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

my stupid ass read this as autism powers

I need her blogging and posting on it

other as in other than your agab, not other than your gender. so for eg a cis woman reading this the question is if you were amab would you be a trans woman do you think

Utterly fascinated by this question and by the responses so I want to disambiguate a bit if you'll allow me:

choose whatever is closest to being accurate for you if none are an exact fit, tumblr polls are limited to 12 options

I want to vote in this poll to see the results but I genuinely cannot come up with an answer

— One of the best articles I’ve ever read. Rookie Mag. By Spencer Tweedy. (via wildyork)

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

Continue✨ Keep going✨

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home…

Always grateful when this makes the rounds