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Im a walking travesty but Im smiling at everything

@walkingtravestybutstillsmiling / walkingtravestybutstillsmiling.tumblr.com

I'm just trying to make it in this world
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I had the worst luck lately. I got into an accident this morning and by the looks of it my car is totaled. I moved into a new apartment yesterday which is great but I had to get out of a shitty situation. My ex boyfriend physically assaulted me so I’ve been just staying at a friends. So it was looking up when I got my new place but today with my car. This sucks. Im not sure what to do financially. And it’s just a lot.

#personal#trigger warning#physical assault#domestic violence#car accident#bad luck
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reblogged

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

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trickstertime

It’s a shame that classics like this get lost when everyone deactivates

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chiefguideandcentre

“So what’s your job, what do you do?”

“I’m an inconvenience”

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