Dorian in 2A
i love him
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Dorian in 2A
i love him
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
How will your story go?
Reba McEntire {Sentence Starters}
date a girl that can beat the shit out of you.
it’s been too long since I drew my sweet son
closed starter || @princeros
The Inquisition was, to Mirae’s disappointment but not surprise, absolutely saturated with shems. She hadn’t even been able to say they were shems out loud in ages, having been lectured now by Solas, Sera, Cullen, and the final straw: Josie. ‘It just doesn’t look right for the Inquisitor to use such... divisive language. Remember, you are not just for the elves anymore.’ It was bullshit.
Naturally, when Yuuri arrived, she was instantly drawn to him, going out of her way to introduce herself and bring him into the inner circle (and subsequently Viktor- it wasn’t really possible to have one without the other). Not only was he another elf- he was another First- another person that understood.
He hadn’t been easy to get through to- fairly reserved, but Mirae made a mission out of it and slowly succeeded, tempting him with long talks about elvhen history and finding a way to make home recipes. Sometimes they even managed to train together, having shared at least similar upbringing in magic, even if they were from different clans.
“Yuuuuuuri~” She called, making her way across Skyhold’s courtyard towards the other mage, waving cheerily. This was her favorite time to see him- just after a war meeting surrounded by people who simply didn’t get her way of thinking. “You’ll never believe what Cullen said in the meeting today- he’s so ridiculous. Templars are so weird, he just doesn’t know what to do since I free the mages.” Viktor was convinced that the Commander was stiff around her with a crush, Mirae believed he simply didn’t know what to with an elf and mage that wasn’t afraid of furthering her people. “Anything interesting happen to you today? I need a distraction.”
"If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."
first meeting starters || accepting! || @ofoathsandredemption
[text: Mirae] uh. i asked for the homework? what kind of shit are you into, Dorian?[text: Maive] :0[text: Maive] I don’t think... that was for this chat. [text: Mirae] Why not? [text: Maive] Just... have a feeling. that it was a wrong text. Right, Dorian?[text: Mirae] >>
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assflash newshole
hey everyone!! I’m back for the summer and I’ve added Mirae’s brother as a muse :0 feel free to hit up my IMs or messages if you’d like to play with either of them <3
Normally Dorian paid little mind to the library goers. Unless help was requested, it wasn’t his job to mind- not to mention the fact that he didn’t have the time. But he did, in fact, noticed the elf walk in. There wasn’t really anything too off putting, he was just as average as anyone Dorian had ever seen- it was open to the public, after all. His gaze was shifty, back hunched over in a- dare Dorian say- absolutely atrocious attempt at nonchalant. He seemed to be… Searching for someone? Something? Dorian frowned, watching the man sneak in between the large shelves, looking between the small cracks above the books before darting around the next corner. The librarian rolled his eyes, quietly following the stranger through his adventures. He didn’t seem to be actually interested in what was on the shelves- at one point he began pulling the damned books out, taking a glance at the title before simply… Dropping one to the floor and moving onto the next.
Dorian could feel a headache coming on.
A certain book finally piqued his interest, the elf actually taking the time to flip this one open and examine a few pages. Dorian watched from his hiding spot behind the corner of the shelf as the stranger dug into his pocket, pulling out a…. Lighter?!?! Instinct kicked in as he jumped, tackling the man to the ground with a flare of his temper and little regard for safety.
“And what in the Makers fucking name do you think you’re doing?!?”
Mirae had always been a bookish type- and as such she never went for normal people that hung out at normal places. Maive always had to skulk around various academic buildings (including a Professor’s office once!). So now here he was, having to track some asshole down in a library since Mirae refused to tell him about him. God, he had to do everything himself.
He didn’t even notice the librarian trailing behind him as he set about making a spectacle. The guy sounded like a tightass- it was only a matter of attracting him.
Once he was in the ancient elvhen area- sounded like his thing from what he’d read on Mirae’s texts- he began pulling the droll books from the shelves, wrinkling his nose at the most boring sounding titles before dropping the damned things to the ground with a loud clap. He was at least careful to only drop the sturdier ones and made sure they landed closed. Since the man hadn’t appeared- it called for drastic measures. The lighter was of course, empty, Maive wasn’t a vandal. Right now, at least. But the noise was likely to attract a library with a giant staff up his ass- right?
Well, it would except that Maive was now on the ground. Rather forcibly.
“Stuck up asshole hunting?” Maive answered before thinking, unscrewing eyes he hadn’t realized had shut to look at his assailant. His assailant was fucking gorgeous. Shit.
“The lighter is empty! I swear! Look!” Maive fumbled with the little device for a moment, flicking it and watch the sparks light into a small flame. Well shit. He thought it was empty. “Oh! Yikes. Great save, Mr....?” It probably wasn’t the smoothest way of getting the name of the handsome stranger that tackled him to ground’s name but it would do.
He managed his best easy smirk. “Sorry about that. By the way.”
bonus:
happy munday I cut my hair and got a lip ring with the only motivation of looking gayer