Get in, Loser. We're going hunting.

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

best of the onion

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

Glad you liked this one dad-pegger

unfortunately, i, too, suffer from the male urge to impregnate twinks

here, have some bi-ace solidarity

my favorite part about this is everyone tagging their ace/bi mutuals like "look!! it's us! it's you!!" target audience

stop being funnier than me on my own post

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

I need to be a slut this summer

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay