I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?
me :
how the human brain works:
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce
the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today
I hope u end up ok
Good times
It was so lit back then
I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.
So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.
THIS
I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
S/o to my mom just cuz
my look ? going through a hard time
mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december
Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life
Teach ya sons it's okay to cry
this facebook page gets me out of bed in the morning