who’s to say

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

have we tried substance abuse my liege

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

SOUL EATER (2008) created by ookubo atsushi

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

good.

"We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product--piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷"

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don't know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser

aaron paul has done more for the lgbts by playing jesse pinkman and doing his weird little photoshoots with bryan cranston than harry styles and taylor swift combined

no one is doing it like them

i got anon hate for this post

What the fuck please RB for a bigger sample size because I thought getting grounded as a kid was universal

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.