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putting hamilton on shuffle

song: how does-
me: -A RAGTAG VOLUNT-
song: -a bastard, orphan, son of a-
me: -WHORE AND A SCOTSMAN DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF-
song: -whore go on and on grow into more of a phenomenon-
me: DAMN IT WAS A WINTER'S BALL
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seriousjones

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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it’s that time of year again

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The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise

I’m in Mothman

You might belong in Bigfoot

Where live the wild and strange

Who are difficult to understand

And harder still to change

Or else, belong in Mothman

With that otherworldly kind

Whose mystic, alien knowledge

Could blow your human mind

Or with those in Jersey Devil,

With passion for so many things

They love to run, but want to fly,

Thus, grow both hooves and wings.

Or else, in Chupacabra

If your resourcefulness exceeds

These clever opportunists know

How to get to what they need

ok but this is amazing???!??!?!!

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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

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justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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If you have a physical disability like or reblog this please

I don’t know too many people with one and I’d love connect with other people like me.

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