could be gayer

STARTING with this line was fucking crazy

Playoffs mood when my team wins vs loses one (1) game

note to self: do NOT open outlook dot com under the influence of the poisonous marijuana leaf 🍂

'old friend' is such an erotic thing to call someone

his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

not very good at asking for things that I want

"the worst they could say is no" not even true and also have you considered that kind of sucks

fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining

james tiberius “sorry for having great tits and correct opinions” kirk

(idea from @frogayyyy!)

rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time

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