cute thing

I can’t believe I’m expected to do things.. I am full time busy being mentally ill

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

kissing? like from the mitski song?

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

We going to skip how white people trying to be black? Again?

are you on fucking crack?

What the FUCK is going on

theyr making a radiohead song

who

who do you think

Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica)

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

The desire to be beautiful is giving me brain damage

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

Me irl

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad