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out past the moat

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one of my personal favorite dichotomies in atla is how iroh, once the top strategist and highest-ranking general of the fire nation, now directs all his energy and considerable tactical experience towards attempting to keep his teenage nephew from throwing himself into life-threatening situations AND IROH REGULARLY FAILS TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING SO.

he lead a six-hundred day siege and now iroh can't keep up with a sixteen-year-old armed with two swords and a passionate deathwish. zuko's motto is "act first, think never" and he's running rings around his uncle. it's like!!! who's gonna come out on top, iroh's west point education vs. zuko's deep and abiding commitment to always choosing the stupidest possible course of action, and zuko manages to win every single time

y'all are straight up EVISCERATING that boy in the tags

the tags on this post are just the gift that keeps on giving

yes 911 id like to report a murder

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akaratna

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

Thank you for the tag, @charmwasjess, who has already multiple times harpooned me with her stories that are an entire gateway drug. Also the most encouraging person in the world.

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The cupboard is mighty bare, but ... there might be an "initiate Obi-Wan" (AU) WIP languishing in a folder somewhere while I finish A Garment of Brightness.

Here is a sliver.

He hoped it was, indeed, the prompting of the Force.  If not, he was probably going to end up in very deep poodoo.  He had not yet learned that poodoo could also happen from following the Force.

and anyone else who would like to play.

thank you for the tag!!!! here's a little bit from the next chapter of constellations.

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“That’s a risk we take in loving," Qui-Gon murmurs.  "You cannot choose anyone’s path for them, Anakin.  Your mother knew that.”

“It’s not about my mother,” snaps Anakin, but he knows it is, probably, under everything; the string that connects her to his heart pulses taut and fraught with unacknowledged grief.

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tagging @sanerontheinside @luvvewan @smilebackwards @majorenglishesquire @erisenyo @ssreeder @willowcrownedand and anyone else who wants to play!

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Chapters: 8/10 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iroh & Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Iroh (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Pao (Avatar) Additional Tags: Ba Sing Se, Tea Server Zuko (Avatar), Lower Ring, Father-Son Relationship, Iroh is a Good Uncle (Avatar), Zuko is a Problem Child, Canon Compliant, Iroh’s love language is acts of service Series: Part 4 of city of walls and secrets Summary:

Far away, over the great walls of the city and beyond the wild seas, past the lychee groves that grow for hundreds of acres at the base of the Caldera, there is an estate with his name on the title, bequeathed to Iroh the day he came of age; his official residence when not at war or court. The rooms of the manor house are furnished with lacquered wooden furniture and decorated with gold silks and crimson velvets, and outfitted with other fine things as benefitting the crown prince of the Fire Nation.

Here in the Lower Ring, all Iroh can afford is a squalid set of rooms scarcely larger than a wardrobe, with a hastily-patched hole in the wall and torn rice-paper screens. But this apartment will keep Zuko safe, perhaps even become a home for him.

Shelter and security are fortune enough for Iroh, now.

Iroh wakes with his head pounding and a certain lightheadedness he knows can only come with a high fever.  Still, he attempts to crawl out of his bedroll.  There’s so much to do, he reasons, and he cannot leave Zuko to manage by himself.   But, to his surprise, Zuko grabs his shoulder and pushes him back down on his pallet.  

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Chapters: 8/10 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iroh & Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Iroh (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Pao (Avatar) Additional Tags: Ba Sing Se, Tea Server Zuko (Avatar), Lower Ring, Father-Son Relationship, Iroh is a Good Uncle (Avatar), Zuko is a Problem Child, Canon Compliant, Iroh's love language is acts of service Series: Part 4 of city of walls and secrets Summary:

Far away, over the great walls of the city and beyond the wild seas, past the lychee groves that grow for hundreds of acres at the base of the Caldera, there is an estate with his name on the title, bequeathed to Iroh the day he came of age; his official residence when not at war or court. The rooms of the manor house are furnished with lacquered wooden furniture and decorated with gold silks and crimson velvets, and outfitted with other fine things as benefitting the crown prince of the Fire Nation.

Here in the Lower Ring, all Iroh can afford is a squalid set of rooms scarcely larger than a wardrobe, with a hastily-patched hole in the wall and torn rice-paper screens. But this apartment will keep Zuko safe, perhaps even become a home for him.

Shelter and security are fortune enough for Iroh, now.

Iroh wakes with his head pounding and a certain lightheadedness he knows can only come with a high fever.  Still, he attempts to crawl out of his bedroll.  There’s so much to do, he reasons, and he cannot leave Zuko to manage by himself.   But, to his surprise, Zuko grabs his shoulder and pushes him back down on his pallet.  

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horse people are weird

what does this mean

horses can see demons

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volfish

@betterbemeta are you able to translate this? Is it true horses can see netherbeings?? Will we ever know the extent of their powers???

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I think I have reblogged this before but I’ll answer it again bc its a fascinating answer I feel and i was more funny than informational last time.

The truth is that horses see what they think are nether beings, I guess. They have a perfect storm of sensory perception that, useful for prey beings, marks false positives on mortal danger all the time. Which is advantageous to a flight-based prey species: running from danger when you’re super fast is much ‘cheaper’ than fighting, so you waste almost nothing from running from a threat that’s not there. Versus, you blow everything if you don’t see a threat that is there.

Horses also have their eyes positioned on the sides of their heads, which gives them an incredible range of peripheral vision almost around their entire body with only a few blind spots you can sneak up on them in. But this comes at the cost of binocular vision; they can only judge distance for things straight ahead of them. Super useful for preventing predators sneaking up from the sides or behind, but useless for recognizing familiar shapes with the precision we can.

Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second, that can see almost everything, but mostly only out of the corner of its eye. It has a few blind spots and anything that suddenly appears out of them is terrifying to it. Combine that with that it actually has far superior low-light vision than us, and that its ears can swivel in any directions like radar dishes, and you’ve basically given a nervous wreck a highly accurate but imprecise danger-dar.

To be concise: all horses, even the most chill horses, on some level believe they are living in a survival horror.

This means that you could approach it in a flapping poncho and if it can’t recognize your shape as human, they mistake you for SATAN… or you could pass this one broken down tractor you’ve passed 100 times on a trail ride, but today is the day it will ATTACK… or your horse could feel a horsefly bite from its blind spot and MAMA, I’VE BEEN HIT!!!… or you could both approach a fallen log in the woods but in the low light your horse is going to see the tree rings as THE EYE OF MORDOR.

However, they actually have kind of a cool compensation for this– they are social animals, and instinctively look towards leadership. In the wild or out at pasture, this is their most willful, pushy, decisive leader horse who decides where to go and where it’s safe. But humans often take this role both as riders and on the ground. They are always watching and feeling for human reactions to things. This is why moving in a calm, decisive way and always giving clear commands is key to working with this kind of animal. Confusing commands, screaming, panic, visible distress, and chaos will signal to a horse that you, brave leader are freaked out… so it should freak out too!

On one hand, you’ll get horses that will decide that they are the leader and you are not, so getting them to listen to you can be tough– requiring patience and skill more than force. On the other hand, a good enough rider and a well-trained horse (or a horse with specialized training) can venture into dangerous situations, loud and scary environments, etc. calmly and confidently.

The joke in OP though is that many horses that are bred to be very fast, like thoroughbreds, are also bred and encouraged to be high-energy and highstrung. Making them more anxious and prone to seeing those ‘demons.’ All horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.

Reblogging some horse knowledge for certain people who write fantasy books but know nothing about horses *cough cough*

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esendoran

reblogging for the line “Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety”.

Also: horses have very limited depth perception. You know that thing where you out your finger on the bridge of your nose and it disappears because it’s behind your field of vision? Now imagine your nose is as long as a horse’s. The blind spot in front of a horse’s nose is huge, four to six feet or so. When a horse jumps, it can’t see the fence, it has to be trained / remember to look for it and remember where it is and how high. They cannot tell if that is a spot of oil or a black hole in the road. It’s probably a black hole. Better avoid it.

Horses can’t see your hand, they smell the treat (and use very sensitive skin/whiskers to feel.) Some horses are garbage at doing this gently, just absolutely awful, but remember - they can’t see what they’re doing.

Horses also have partial color vision - they see horse relevant colors. Blue, yellow and therefore green. No red derived colors. If you want to see an anxious couch have a bad trip, ride it in an arena with alternating sections of purple and yellow seating. Grey grey YELLOW YELLOW HOLY SHIIIIIIIT. Every single horse would walk past the purple seats and go OH MY FUCK at the yellow ones. This is why the bright red (grey) bucket isn’t a problem, but oH my FfffffffffSHIttTTTT do they notice a stray yellow plastic grocery bag.

Last statement here is, instinct tells a horse that anything clinging to your back is going to eat you. That we spend so much effort convincing them otherwise is amazing and in general a testament to the human race’s commitment to Bad Ideas.

[ID: A photo of a horse from the perspective of the rider. Top and bottom text reads: “I dont need a smartphone to find invisible monsters, I have a thoroughbred”

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