when will i be rich enough for 7 pant

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He is but a red puddle of gore in the driver seat now

He collides with the window and is compressed with a sad accordion noise

theadorablelua:

10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Ran out of (kosher) wine at the Seder last night so I panicked and put a pot of coffee on for Elijah. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that’s gonna become an annual tradition in my home. Bro has to travel to hundreds of thousands of Seder tables around the world and drink hundreds of thousands of cups of wine two nights in a row. He’s probably plastered and exhausted by the time he gets to my house, he deserves a little pick me up

dick!bats

it was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

the fact that men used to be able to dress like that and no one said a thing but chris pine stepped outside in this and there’s dozens of articles about him & his reaction to the criticism?

stand UP kings. bring back the thighs and the tummies!!!!!!

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

MY BITCH POSE IS NEEEEAASTY

I’m crying

I'm a simple person, I see a hilarious tumblr post and I spend a frankly absurd amount of time drawing it.

you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

Oh! Barrel for mother!

Barrel for mother for 15 years!

Newest addition to my collection

A world full of colors

Full color wheel challenge, what a fun challenge <3

More women

Thank god they decided to make more

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM