I proudly save every picture I see of a cool wizard casting a spell

as someone who has their own wizard picture collection. Would you like to share with the class

So just a few treasures include

And my personal favorite is of course:

Which I never risk being without so I do keep laminated copies in my (kinda nasty) phone case

And behind my license in my wallet, in case I ever need to smooth talk a cop out of a ticket

Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday

Big Car Industry:

Me, safely stowing my ice cold brewski in the glovebox: oh no yeah for sure that makes sense no problem

Big Car Industry:

Me, reaching for my glovebox: oh no yeah for sure that makes sense no problem

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

This makes an INCREDIBLE difference!!!! For fuck sake go vote!!!!

A few years back a Republican won my house district by six vote. Now she’s talking about making it illegal to protest the Gazan genocide. Pay attention to Congress

if any of your circle is telling you voting is useless and it will never get us anywhere is lying to get you not to vote. republicans will always vote. not voting is just pulling your teeth for them. go vote and dont reblog propaganda that makes you feel hopeless

A POLL ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED A BACKFLIP

I wholeheartedly believe that, if I tried sincerely and didn’t doubt or second guess myself, I could absolutely do a backflip on my first try

One minute left kids get your truths in

I know there are tons of these out there, but this is just one I came across tonight and felt compelled to share. Please donate if you can. There is an active attack happening right now in Rafah. They are blocking the Egyptian border with tanks and telling people they will shoot anyone who attempts to flee. There is no where for people to go.

Game Boy Advance startup sound

A POLL ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED A BACKFLIP

I wholeheartedly believe that, if I tried sincerely and didn’t doubt or second guess myself, I could absolutely do a backflip on my first try

A POLL ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED A BACKFLIP

I wholeheartedly believe that, if I tried sincerely and didn’t doubt or second guess myself, I could absolutely do a backflip on my first try

The moral of this story seems to be you all need more faith and/or bipolar-induced mania

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

Baby pelican👎

this thing sucks 👎

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

YES!!

I do not condone medical malpractice.