I need help! My parents have disowned me for being gay, I’m living with my girlfriend, trying to find a job anywhere. No money, no car; it’s pretty hard, any support will help. Thank you my beautiful followers. For more info on my situation click the link to read and donate or chat me for my Venmo or just to chat I’d love to talk if you have ever been in this sort of life dilemma.

oh mY HOD HES SO HAPPY

worlds most excited bird 2

Wouldn’t say excited, but thoroughly pleased… The worlds most thoroughly pleased bird 2 

Oh my Gidiffhi

I try not to get really protective and psycho jealous when people hit on my girlfriend but at the same time what the fuck are you doing hitting on my girlfriend she knows she’s hot and I know she’s hot you don’t have to tell us

this post is still relevant today and i made it like 300 years ago

just to make it abundantly clear to all of u thirst trap idiots

the only face @honey-nut-barbie is sitting on is mine, any1 who says otherwise can get honey-nut-bitchslapped

lmao yea i’ll hit u up w these hands while we’re at it

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

that is very on-brand for swans

Jack Pierson, as if he belonged. No one, 1991

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

covalent bonds